southern chicken what?!

first off, i just want to preface this with saying that i never eat macdonalds food. that being said, j. and i found ourselves extremely hungry last night after leaving his parents' after a visit and the only quick food place between there and home was macdonalds. j. pulled up to the drive-through and ordered a southern chicken sandwich. i kept looking at the menu and couldn't find the picture or description of it, but j. was pressuring me to order (he hates when someone pulls up behind him...he feels like he has to move right away...no idea why). so i just said "okay, get two of those" even though i didn't know what it was. i was thinking it would be like their other new chicken sandwiches with the lettuce, tomato, and a wheat bun. maybe a special sauce or cheese. boy, was i wrong.

this sandwich is a soggy buttered white bread bun with fried chicken and pickles on it. really. fried chicken, pickles, butter, bun.

what the hell are they thinking?!?

so i ate that and then opened my apple pie that j. had ordered (yes, this is the most unhealthy meal i've ever eaten) and before i took even a bite it slid out of the box and down through the crack next to my car seat and onto the floor. i couldn't even fish it out because it pulled apart all gooey every time i tried.

so much for lovin' it.